Welcome to the home of Flex TV.
I'd put some silly "under construction" banners everywhere, but this ain't Geocities...

Perhaps you were looking for somewhere to download Flex TV. Well, you can find that here.



There's also a wiki: View Wikikikikikiki

No? Perhaps you'd like this picture of the greatest actor to ever grace the face of the earth:



Still here? Jeez. There's nothing else to see.

It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated.
And so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with
your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients...

And the fully armed nuclear warheads are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
We look forward to your custom in future lives. Thank you.